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John Wilson, aged 44 from Brighton -
"Two fish suppers and six pickles."
Not the Sun:
"No' Rabbie Burns brings about
world peace."
For thousands of years man has been intent on
killing his neighbour. Then along came 'No Rabbie' and
suddenly hate turns to love and all neighbours want to do is
jump into bed with each other for a quick shag."
Graham McGraham - "I's pure dead
brilliant so it is . . . what's it called again?"
The Queen - "I'm sorry, I haven't
read the book - now could one just bugger off and leave one
in peace."
"Stuart is a genius and deserves to
become Poet Laureate" - Stuart's Mum
Not the Observer
"If Rabbie Burns was alive today
and read this vile poetry, he would turn in his grave."
Not the Sunday Times
"This is poetry the way it should
be written - with a pen." |
