No' Rabbie Burns
Poems that were definitely NOT written by Robert Burns
Extracts from No' Rabbie Burns
Charge of the Loch Ness Brigade
A Warning on Spontaneous Combustion
To a Tattie
One Night as I did Wander
A Hundred of Us Remain Alive
A Nedette’s Tale
To a Vegetarian Haggis
O Lassie Art Though Sleeping Yet
Owed to a Bank Manager
A Gay's a Man for A' That
Bruce, the Best Man’s, Address to the Groom at His Wedding
A Burns’ Supper
Beating Swords into Ploughshares